Oh, thank fuck. Booze! And, hopefully? Boobs will be soon to follow.
[At that tug of his brightly colored sleeve, Rex will turn around promptly. Mostly in preparation to cuss yet another motherfucker off, but what he turns to find is a girl around his own age. She's... Not an uggo, exactly? But she's definitely not hot.]
Oh. Well, shit. You don't look so good.
[Said with the air of James Franco with a noose around his neck, he nods at her slowly-]
First time? Also, it's wild that they're lettin' us in here, but, as far as the Dark Ages go? We're probably, like, eighty. By their standards! Careful, otherwise some dude'll try to marry you and force ya to milk his cattle until you die of dysentery.
[He will offer her a hand. Surprisingly, it's genuine.]
Toko, b)
[At that tug of his brightly colored sleeve, Rex will turn around promptly. Mostly in preparation to cuss yet another motherfucker off, but what he turns to find is a girl around his own age. She's... Not an uggo, exactly? But she's definitely not hot.]
Oh. Well, shit. You don't look so good.
[Said with the air of James Franco with a noose around his neck, he nods at her slowly-]
First time? Also, it's wild that they're lettin' us in here, but, as far as the Dark Ages go? We're probably, like, eighty. By their standards! Careful, otherwise some dude'll try to marry you and force ya to milk his cattle until you die of dysentery.
[He will offer her a hand. Surprisingly, it's genuine.]