Hmmm? Joke? [It's about eighty percent a joke, actually. Like if you're actually dying and it's terrible she'll consider it, but only if you're smoking hot.
Which this guy is, HOO BOY! HOT TAMALE! Sadly, he is not on the brink of death. Jill raises a brow and taps the blade of her scissors to her cheek, hip popped and ponderous.]
Well it hardly matters now, doesn't it? I thought these rooms were for goners only, but you've only got a scraaaaatch.
[Which her eyes now rake over sumptuously. As if they were an exposed abdomen, or a well-muscled thigh. The corner of her mouth quirks before she gives a long suffering sigh.]
They totally mangled it too! I would have cut you up much more cleanly, like the finest sashimi! Michelin star level, guaranteed. What a shame! What a waste! Oh, but don't sweat it, cutie, they've got bandages and shit around here someplace. Catch!
[She'll toss the compress at his face. It's mostly cloth, don't freak out about it.] Hold that while I look.
[Jill kicks the door shut as she beelines for the cabinet, rummaging none too gently for the good stuff.]
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Which this guy is, HOO BOY! HOT TAMALE! Sadly, he is not on the brink of death. Jill raises a brow and taps the blade of her scissors to her cheek, hip popped and ponderous.]
Well it hardly matters now, doesn't it? I thought these rooms were for goners only, but you've only got a scraaaaatch.
[Which her eyes now rake over sumptuously. As if they were an exposed abdomen, or a well-muscled thigh. The corner of her mouth quirks before she gives a long suffering sigh.]
They totally mangled it too! I would have cut you up much more cleanly, like the finest sashimi! Michelin star level, guaranteed. What a shame! What a waste! Oh, but don't sweat it, cutie, they've got bandages and shit around here someplace. Catch!
[She'll toss the compress at his face. It's mostly cloth, don't freak out about it.] Hold that while I look.
[Jill kicks the door shut as she beelines for the cabinet, rummaging none too gently for the good stuff.]