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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote in [community profile] locomo 2021-09-06 07:07 am (UTC)

[Rex smiles in response. Pretty privilege is real! And the prettier they are, the more likely that they get to dunk on him for free.]

Oh, come on! That one's obvious. Buh-hooze! Booze, duh.

[But, since he's supposed to be honest, and maybe a pity party of the subtle variety will get him laid, he adds-]

And a fuckin' break. Can't ever seem to catch one.

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