Well, yeah, no kidding! And if he killed you, not only would that be a dad committing fucking son-slaughter, you’d also have died a virgin.

[REX????? Get out of here with the assumptions... weren’t u just accusing the boy of stealing ur girl bitch tf]

Oh, dude! Come on.

If anyone’s the loser, it’s him. I mean, you obviously loved the guy. Hell! So did more than half the Earth!

And then he goes around and does that to your face! His own flesh and blood! I know I may not be everybody’s favorite guy, but goin’ straight up nuclear on a dude who grew right out of your own spermy-wermy shit is pretty damn low.