No shit! The dirtbag couldn't even bother to throw a coat over my shoulders when I was freezing my tiny little ass off.
[Or remember Rex's birthday. When he had been there.]
I've pulled more homeless dudes with hypothermia out of rivers than that guy has coins from our old ratty-ass couch. And we needed that money!
[Upon rising from the water and shaking like a wet dog, Rex eventually finds his way back to his clothing and reluctantly puts most of the gear back on, minus the helmet and the visor.]
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[Or remember Rex's birthday. When he had been there.]
I've pulled more homeless dudes with hypothermia out of rivers than that guy has coins from our old ratty-ass couch. And we needed that money!
[Upon rising from the water and shaking like a wet dog, Rex eventually finds his way back to his clothing and reluctantly puts most of the gear back on, minus the helmet and the visor.]
Whatchu got there?