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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote in [community profile] locomo 2021-09-07 05:24 am (UTC)

Yup! Yeah, that stockpile of firewood should be a piece of cake.

[Rex holds out a rock that he found laying around in the general vicinity, which is now alight with a neon yellow glow. He's charged it to the point that it will provide some heat for a small amount of time, at least until the fire starts going.]

Careful, it's hot! But I'm pretty sure it's not gonna burn you of all people. I was getting sick of seein' you shiver like a chihuahua out there. God, it's weird when those ratty-ass little yippety-yaps've got those tiny bodies and then some huge cajones. Crazy! For a few of 'em it's, like, why is the hell half your bod practically all testicle? Anyway.

[He sighs.]

Once we're done settin' up, I think I'm gonna head to the tavern and grab some booze if they'll let me in. You want anything?

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