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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote in [community profile] locomo 2021-09-07 07:06 am (UTC)

[Truth be told, Rex hates them. Or, at least he thought he did. Ghouls, goblins, chupacabras... Demons! Demons especially, oh boy. For someone who is supposed to be a big, bad superhero, he's incredibly jumpy. Then again, he sort of figured that most vampire men were either as creepy as Nosferatu or as lame and buzzkill-y as that sparkly dude in stupid chick flick Eve made him watch. As dumb as it was, it was also choice roast fodder.]

Sooo... I'm assumin' you and your wife have got some sort of-

[Rex's green eyes dart around the room in search of a broad, muscular woman with a similar build. Just so he doesn't get his ass beat... Yet again.]

Arrangement?

[Now, he had promised to return to the campsite he shares with Invincible, but he didn't really ever specify when.

And so, while the one man firework doesn't respond to that hand on his thigh, per se, he doesn't swat it away either.
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