[Okay, the little peasant kid was hauling ass to clear her way, just like she asked him too. Then shooting down from outer space is a new obstacle. Thick and beefy and slicked back hair, vacuum sealed into a bright blue suit. Jill balks for a moment, a pair bloodied scissors in each hand pointing on guard.]
Am I having a stroke? Did you fall from heaven?
OR!
[It's hit her now. Spandex suit, dashing good looks, some kind of Peter Pan bullshit without the fairy to ride along side with. Just like that total hottie out back, only this guy's not wearing a trace of a beating.]
You're that super-powered poppa that beat the shit out of that babe in the woods!
[She already got her aim dead set on his neck, but there's a vile squeal from the left. The zombie pigs. Ugh, so ANNOYING.
SCHWING!
There's a horrid squelch. The monster stumbles, a glinting pair of scissors sheathed to the hilt in its eye.]
(INVINCIBLE SPOILERS) Some dads make jokes, some fix you when you're broke
[Okay, the little peasant kid was hauling ass to clear her way, just like she asked him too. Then shooting down from outer space is a new obstacle. Thick and beefy and slicked back hair, vacuum sealed into a bright blue suit. Jill balks for a moment, a pair bloodied scissors in each hand pointing on guard.]
Am I having a stroke? Did you fall from heaven?
OR!
[It's hit her now. Spandex suit, dashing good looks, some kind of Peter Pan bullshit without the fairy to ride along side with. Just like that total hottie out back, only this guy's not wearing a trace of a beating.]
You're that super-powered poppa that beat the shit out of that babe in the woods!
[She already got her aim dead set on his neck, but there's a vile squeal from the left. The zombie pigs. Ugh, so ANNOYING.
SCHWING!
There's a horrid squelch. The monster stumbles, a glinting pair of scissors sheathed to the hilt in its eye.]
Can it, Porky! I'll deal with you later!