Are you mad?! What about this -- oof, fuck, ow! -- seems like a fine job?!
[ Squawked indignantly, much like the chickens' own protestations. Tessa reaches up to snag the chicken attacking her head and hurls it over-handed towards the open barn doors. The chicken, flustered but unharmed, gently flaps its way to the ground as if it was never aggro at all. The others, though, have scattered like college students at the sound of a cop knocking on their party door. ]
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[ Squawked indignantly, much like the chickens' own protestations. Tessa reaches up to snag the chicken attacking her head and hurls it over-handed towards the open barn doors. The chicken, flustered but unharmed, gently flaps its way to the ground as if it was never aggro at all. The others, though, have scattered like college students at the sound of a cop knocking on their party door. ]
Aw, for fuck's sake...