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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote in [community profile] locomo 2021-09-09 06:24 am (UTC)

not me thirst tagging from my phone instead of sleeping

Oh! No. I, uh, don't really need that.

[😬]

Ehhh, who knows? If things get good enough-

[Rex lets go of Vanadi, grabbing what's left of the pitcher and raising the glass. This is... More of a proper toast than the first? Supposedly.]

I might even learn it! Emphasis on the might.

Uh, bottoms?

[He says, before downing the entire amount as if it's only a shot?! Jesus Christ, man!

After that whole fiasco, Rex hastily wipes his mouth with his sleeve and picks up his helmet from beside him. Well! Invincible is probably fine... And he's like, very strong actually, Omni-Spawn at that-
]

Where are we going, exactly?

[A voice inside of Rex's head speaks- It's his own voice. It's just Jason Mantzoukas internally monologuing for Jason Mantzoukas.

"Iiiiiis this gonna be quality sex? Aaaaah, no. Is this gonna be interesting? Oh, fuck yeah!"
]

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