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shiftybladesofcray ([personal profile] shiftybladesofcray) wrote in [community profile] locomo 2021-09-14 12:04 pm (UTC)

We meet again Caps.....

[Whoa! She's a spicy one. And some kind of superpowered too, look at that piggy blow!

It's impressive! But also like, top ten stupidest things she's ever seen. The freaking hammer? Floating nails? Jill erupts into a cackle that echoes in the cobblestone streets.]


KYAHAHAHAHA!! And what are you supposed to be? The Nailer? Bet the boys really love you for that~

[There's another one incoming. It's a group of five and they're already two down. Jill takes a swipe at the charging beast, slashing its face and its side when it turned to flee.]

I wouldn't say B movie. I'm more like an A plus-plus-plus-plus-plus feature! With cross-genre appeal! A critical darling! [It tries to flee, and she finishes it in three rapid swipes. There is more blood. Much gore. Too bad for Gloomy, she's not getting out of showering this week.] Coming to theatres for a 3D adventure near you!

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