[ Her reflexes are usually pretty good, but since this is a joke situation with chickens, the rabid avians swarm her, clawing at her clothes and hair and pecking ferociously.
Maybe she should have listened to Beatrix after all. ]
AHHH!!! WHAT IS THIS!! GET OFF ME YOU SHITTY BIRDS!! [ In the flurry of confusion and pain, she reaches into her fanny pack and pulls out a hammer. there might be some chicken murder today π ]
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Maybe she should have listened to Beatrix after all. ]
AHHH!!! WHAT IS THIS!! GET OFF ME YOU SHITTY BIRDS!! [ In the flurry of confusion and pain, she reaches into her fanny pack and pulls out a hammer. there might be some chicken murder today π ]