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shiftybladesofcray ([personal profile] shiftybladesofcray) wrote in [community profile] locomo 2021-09-16 12:11 am (UTC)

i take jester into my arms and cry with tears of joy

[..................Wow.

So she swung the scissors first and asked questions half a second later, and did not take the time to appreciate just what she was accosting in the midst of medieval town. Her shock gives the wee thing time to talk, and talk she does. Where's that accent from? More importantly, where's the rest of her from?

There is a breath of a pause in the exchange. Ah. It is her turn to speak. Jill straightens, pulling back the scissors but holding them high, as if they were a smoking gun she'd just fired.]


Well well well, I'm just cutting to the chase! Get it? [Schwing schwing! go her scissors, snapping on air.] I need answers. People cough 'em up easier when they think they're about to die, but you don't have trouble talking at all! Do you?

[Jill breaks off in a peal of laughter. She's hallucinating, right? This is a joke or a really intense anime convention, right?]

So! I'm gonna switch up my order a bit, if you don't mind. Where am I, and what the hell are you?

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