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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote in [community profile] locomo 2021-09-17 03:45 am (UTC)

Uhhh, yeah!

[Rex's left hand settles on his right shoulder as he lets out a loud groaning noise.]

My shoulder was fucked when I got here! But I've got, like, a healing thing? And a super speedy recovery time, so! I'm, like, okay I guess. It's more the, aaah, mental-

[He vaguely gestures with a hand, then making another frustrated sound, grabbing either side of his head. Fuck, that's a headache.

Rex has to face the facts- This guy doesn't want to hear him talk, nor does he actually give a shit. He wants something, but it certainly isn't an intimate connection of the personal variety.
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Okay, now that we're in the middle of Creepsville, y'know, in the dark and shit?

I gotta ask. So, while we were gettin' to not know each other, I got the feelin' that you might be one of those pretty vampire fucks who preys on horny guys. Which, to be honest? Smart choice for a target demo! I'll give you that one.

[Rex stops dead in his tracks. If this, indeed, is an actual attempt at boning, then he's probably gonna lose his shot.]

So, if that's what you're tryin' to do here? Y'know, instead of the horizontal hanky panky?

Make it quick so I can kick your ass and go back my whiny-ass... Ugh! What-ever he is. You're borin' me.

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