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Rubén Vidal-Marín ([personal profile] neriticism) wrote in [community profile] locomo 2021-09-21 08:24 pm (UTC)

[ Cue dead stare. ]

Oh no I definitely said orgasms. Everywhere. All over the floor— do you even listen to yourself? Look, nobody actually got hurt, believe it or not, this place is just coming up with some pretty sophisticated ways to fuck with people.

[ Forget he said anything. Speaking of Barbie dolls, he's finally got that arm shifted enough that with one last little shunt it slips back into its socket. ]

There we go, that's better. Dunno if you got anything else rattling around in there, but I guess it'll "heal on its own", hm?

[ Because from the look of it, those scuffs and bruises across the cheek seem to have already cleared up while he wasn't looking, so he'll take your word for it, kiddo. But in his experience, it helps the process along if everything's at least sort of in place. ]

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