[ Scissors are definitely a nonstandard weapon, as far as she can tell. Or maybe things are different where she's from. Who knows! Either way, the scissors are gone. ]

Could you kill me super fast with scissors? [ A beat. ] Wait, are they like magic scissors?

[ Because that would be a very valid reason to maybe worry about her life. Too bad she's not. ] You can tell me if they're magic scissors, and I'll tell you who I am. But — oh, the sign at the edge of town said we're in Minecraftia. So that one's pretty easy.