[She absolutely could kill her super fast, sorry to say. She does not get to point out such things though, because we've gone in a whole different direction than expected.]

...Magic?

[Oh. Is that what they're dealing with here? Is this what her life has become?

Is that why Gloomy has kept her on lock for...sheesh, how long was she sleeping for? A week? A month? A whole year? Shit, how would she even know? Should she check if she's gotten bushier?]

Minecraftia. Ooookay. [That actually answers nothing. This isn't even Earth, is it?] So, basically, what you're saying is this is an insane place for insane people and insane things. Like magic and blue skin and cutesy birdy people, walking around like regular folk — oh, oh! Look! Bear people, too!

[She's slapped a hand to Jester's shoulder and spun her half around, just to gawk at some lumbering hairy oaf, tottering off about his business.]

Wow wow wow! Oh man, I'm neck-deep in it, aren't I? Hey, Smurfette, I'm gonna level with you: I literally just woke up. Okay? I don't know how I got here, I'm so lost! C'mon, gimme the tour! Won't you? Tell me all about this humdrum town.