[He makes an obnoxious sound, much like the buzzer on a game show, only far more irritating.]
Objection! I'm super-human. Don't compare me to those civvie knuckleheads, they definitely can't do what I do.
[Fall from one hundred feet. Survive a bullet straight to the head. And oh, yeah-]
Magic?! Oh no! Magic's bullshit. Sure! That stuff's one-hundred percent real and is a pain in the ass to fight against, but every power of mine's got a scientific explanation. I charge things. Accelerate kinetic energy. Fuck with the particles so much they. Go. Boom!
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[He makes an obnoxious sound, much like the buzzer on a game show, only far more irritating.]
Objection! I'm super-human. Don't compare me to those civvie knuckleheads, they definitely can't do what I do.
[Fall from one hundred feet. Survive a bullet straight to the head. And oh, yeah-]
Magic?! Oh no! Magic's bullshit. Sure! That stuff's one-hundred percent real and is a pain in the ass to fight against, but every power of mine's got a scientific explanation. I charge things. Accelerate kinetic energy. Fuck with the particles so much they. Go. Boom!