[He doesn't laugh, but a smile begins to form on his face. Claude, by virtue of making the kind of joke Rex himself would if he were accosted in the same manner, wins a few brownie points.
Rex, too, recalls being overlooked. Cursed at by shopkeepers when the bells rang as doors opened, other children with blue eyes, blond hair, and, ugh, parents were greeted with smiles and coos. All Rex ever got when he showed up was an idiot sap of a store employee, tailing him just to make sure the little rascal clad in a ratty old coat from the church donation box wasn't going to steal.
Worst of all, they were right. He always did.]
You want one? Might be a little unsanitary, though.
Seein' as this little guy's been sittin' on my face for quite sometime.
[He holds up the remaining cucumber slice, a peace offering. bc yes... there were 2 and im bad at describing basic objects and actions]
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[He doesn't laugh, but a smile begins to form on his face. Claude, by virtue of making the kind of joke Rex himself would if he were accosted in the same manner, wins a few brownie points.
Rex, too, recalls being overlooked. Cursed at by shopkeepers when the bells rang as doors opened, other children with blue eyes, blond hair, and, ugh, parents were greeted with smiles and coos. All Rex ever got when he showed up was an idiot sap of a store employee, tailing him just to make sure the little rascal clad in a ratty old coat from the church donation box wasn't going to steal.
Worst of all, they were right. He always did.]
You want one? Might be a little unsanitary, though.
Seein' as this little guy's been sittin' on my face for quite sometime.
[He holds up the remaining cucumber slice, a peace offering. bc yes... there were 2 and im bad at describing basic objects and actions]