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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote in [community profile] locomo 2021-10-21 04:12 pm (UTC)

well, for starters
i'm p much proficient in every form of martial arts known to man, tho my top three are jujitsu, muay thai, n krav magaw
i've always had a knack for parkour and jumpin around, but i was formally trained in gymnastics as a kid
falls from 65-98 feet don't really do a number on me
my bench press is at 1000 lbs
and i've got enhanced agility, flexibility, and o ya my muscles! are like DENSE dense it's weird i won't get into it aaaah hm
knives + large blunt objects don't hurt me as bad as other ppl, but if i do manage to get a bruise it usually heals back up just fine
oh! and the PIECE de resisTANK

er

stance? fuck idk how 2 spell shit in french but

my main thing is that i can charge anything that isn't a person, plant, or an animal, fuck with its kinetic energy/molecular makeup and make it blow tf up

oh and i'm also pretty resistant to most high temperatures

so if ur ever trapped in a burning building? u kno hu 2 call ig

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