[Rex would have a field day with Axel's hair... And the um, clown makeup, but let's not go there.]

Well, for starters? It's pretty much on fire every fifteen minutes. And it just so happens, that, aaah, it's my job to put 'em out.

[You know, he could pass himself off as a hot fireman? That is, if he wasn't such a giant douche.]

The big ones, at least.

[Metaphorically speaking.]

What's with you? Why the hell are you so chipper?

[Rex... Because it's the beach car...]

Stop that. I'd rather you just growl at me.