[Ha ha. As if anyone's trying to punch that card. Ain't that always the way? She pushes a demure hand to her cheek, oh so bashful.]
Relaaaaaax! Don't get your panties in a twist. If you're friends with her, then you're friends with me. See? Don't you get it yet? Take a good look, Bananakin. Think about it, real hard. Did I paint this beauty mark on? Did I rip my skirt in all the same places?
[What a pity. Oh, there's plenty to be excited about here. She's never mad about meeting a new face, especially one so adorable as this. But the timing! The circumstance! Ugh!
Her grin shifts. Softens. Jill regards him as if he were a grand portrait over a fireplace, a beloved betrothed, lost too soon. She all but murmurs her next missive.]
So you should listen to me when I tell you: whatever you're doing with her, knock it off. For all our sakes.
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[Ha ha. As if anyone's trying to punch that card. Ain't that always the way? She pushes a demure hand to her cheek, oh so bashful.]
Relaaaaaax! Don't get your panties in a twist. If you're friends with her, then you're friends with me. See? Don't you get it yet? Take a good look, Bananakin. Think about it, real hard. Did I paint this beauty mark on? Did I rip my skirt in all the same places?
[What a pity. Oh, there's plenty to be excited about here. She's never mad about meeting a new face, especially one so adorable as this. But the timing! The circumstance! Ugh!
Her grin shifts. Softens. Jill regards him as if he were a grand portrait over a fireplace, a beloved betrothed, lost too soon. She all but murmurs her next missive.]
So you should listen to me when I tell you: whatever you're doing with her, knock it off. For all our sakes.