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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote in [community profile] locomo 2021-10-31 04:18 am (UTC)

Oh, fuck yeah! Without me, his ass was totally grass, dino-babe.

[Taking advantage of their shared consciousness once again, he recalls one of the mole-monsters from the mines, allowing it to roar in their joint headspace for good measure.]

I still don't know if I can- Okay. Okay! I'll knock it off.

["Iiiis this the part where I admit to myself that I have a problem? Ugh, fuck! She can hear that too."]

Sooo... We hold hands, keep the torch on, and get the fuck outta dodge when we make it to the end of this car? Well! Could be worse. My hands can light things on fire, but at least they're not sweaty, right? Also! You gotta admit, I've got nice hands! Or well, nice human hands.

You might happen to have a preference for claws or scales, I dunno.

[At that, he shrugs half-heartedly. Thank god it stops there before he asks about dinosaur sex and how that works.]

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