Just be grateful you're not a chick, or you'd be in for a real surprise by the end of the month!

[Jill pops a hip and lays a cool hand on it, absolutely unbothered by his mounting horror. Oh sure, there were plenty of questions to be asked. But watching him squirm is just too good to pass up.]

Like what? Not catching you when you fell off the rail? I didn't know that was an offense punishable by death.

[She pauses.]

Not that I can talk. Hair trigger temper and all that. Heh...