Well, don't you worry. There's always a first time for everything.

[Some of the hot air from the inside of his over-inflated ego blows out through his nostrils. As long as they aren't discussing his pathetic crocodile tears, they're good.]

You're not gonna like the next question I've got for ya any better, that's for sure!

[He should tread carefully from here on out.]

So. Who's the alter ego? Alternate personality. Demon possessing your ass! Whatever the fuck she is. I just know that when that tongue started hangin' outta your mouth it wasn't you.