[ Hopefully this won't be one of those moments where go to you pay it forward and the order behind you is like $40. It'll be a piece of cake, surely. ]

Well I did laugh, so I guess it's got me there. [ He shrugs lopsidedly, then pulls his eyes down again to give the guy another look. ] I wouldn't say no.

[ He's not remotely above charity at this point, let the able-bodied fella pull his weight here. ]

Honestly I was just gonna knock it over but I dunno if that'll break it or wake it, y'know? [ Please tell him you've noticed all the little bits and bobs occasionally gaining minds of their own. He'd be hard pressed not to with all the broken glass from the antics of so many over-excited ancient artifacts and severed hands. ]