hot girl summer is over...

[philandery]

CHARACTERS: Sylvain & CR
DATE: Now! and Later!
WARNINGS: Will update as needed but general thottery to be expected...
SUMMARY: Catch-all for closed starters.

Sylvain was recently blursed with a certain pair of undies but I will leave it up to the player whether they wanna deal with it or not! Feel free to PM or Disco (omo#9246) me for plotting!

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[bersercu]

( cú looks down at the growing number of chickens wanting to peck at that fallen seed, and he slowly runs a hand over his face from forehead down to chin. doesn't this guy know what kind of danger they could possibly be in? what if it's some crazy feral beast looking to tear into them for disturbing what it normally disturbs? he can't believe that sylvain can be this dense or airheaded... )

Then go get it.

( and now he grabs the bag from sylvain, not missing a beat. no beads of sweat from exertion here. he's got plenty of muscle to handle one measly bag of chicken feed! )

Something's been disturbing these birds. ( a beat, then: ) No. It's not me.

( when he looks down at the chickens pecking at his feet, cú fights the urge to start stomping. )

We have to be able to escape somehow. If the fowl are somehow linked, then...

[philandery]

[ Listen... he was 100% sure the chickens were being scared off by Cú himself... Sylvain blinks slowly with this New Information, mind soundlessly connecting one piece to another, until—click. Finally, things are landing into place, and this is starting to make sense... maybe. (Cú's estimation of him is not entirely incorrect.) ]

You think something's out there? That's been this way lately?

[ Sylvain doubts Cú is here to protect the birds but... it kind of seems that way almost? He shakes that funny thought from his head and moves toward the exit, trying to avoid bumping into any of the chickens as he goes.

—He's almost made it when one of them suddenly tackles his head with a loud baCAWW, temporarily blinding him and causing him to trip and stumble. Will Cú catch him? Will he let Sylvain crash on the floor and subsequently be flocked by pecking chickens? The thread is your oyster, Hikawoo... ]